Hot Item: The Chair Blanket
*Deep, dramatic inhale through your nose* No, this isn’t a ground exercise for your anxiety (though if you are anxious, this blanket might help kill two birds with one bird feeder, or however that saying goes). We are engaging your senses here: smell the crackling oak logs burning in your fire pit (put the fuel starter down jimmy), hear the crisp fall night air as it whistles between the leaves of the trees (okay Pocahontas)… and finally, feel your seat underneath you, just to realize something is not right. What you thought was once just a regular chair on a blissful night, turns out to be a soul-crushing, cold-enough-to-numb-your-bottom, “did I just pee my pants” wet seat chair trap! You're looking at NorthPoint like you've officially had it with fall and some of mother nature’s cruel jokes, and we look back (and introduce) the fix that saves your mind, your spirit, your dry pants, and your dignity all at once: The Chair Blanket.
Your night is not ruined. Your pants are dry. Your body is warm and cozy. Your pride is still intact. How?! You have turned your plastic butt hazard of a lawn chair into a cloud-like throne of unadulterated luxury with The Chair Blanket. This isn’t some paper-towel-esque rag that’s been passed down generations or a beach towel that's been stuffed in the back of your closet since 1995; this is a tactical, stretch-to-fit superhero cape for outdoor furniture designed to effortlessly fit over Adirondack, camping, and stadium-style chairs alike. It features a talented reversible design: one side is a heavy-duty, moisture-fighting waterproof shield that could receive an uppercut from dew, mud, and spilled drinks without even batting an eye (if a blanket had eyes), all while the other side is a plush, ultra-cozy fleece blanket that wraps you in pure warmth. Thanks to the stretch-to-fit backing, it anchors firmly to your seat to stop annoying shifting and sliding when you are just trying to get comfortable. When the fun winds down, Dad is snoring to the left of you, and you are all out of marshmallows, the whole thing packs up effortlessly into its own attached carry bag for easy transport. Spilled some ketchup? Smells like smoke? Toss it in the wash and tumble dry it!
Close your eyes and imagine your top clients or employees striding into a freezing stadium, stretching out their custom chair blanket over an icy bleacher seat, and ascending into a state of warm, weatherproof nirvana while everyone around them shivers in disgust and envy. Hey, you know what else?! Use it as an elite employee appreciation gift to show your team their comfort is a top priority, or maybe hand it out at high-end golf tournaments & outdoor retreats as a weather-defying power move. You could even send them to prospective leads as unforgettable reminders that your company quite literally has them covered. So go ahead and order a million, because nothing says “we value our partnership and dry pants” quite like rescuing someone’s dignity and backside from a freezing, dew-soaked lawn chair!
Available colors: Solid Black, Buffalo Plaid, Blue Plaid, Green Plaid, Grey Plaid
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