NO LARRY, dear God… not sometimes ! You think we sometimes come across a product that makes us go, “well how the F&*K am I supposed to use this thing, Kathy?!” or “Bob, does it need batteries or something, ‘cause I don’t have triple A’s on me!” We come across a product like this all the time, and it brings us the purest form of joy to get a sample, sit down (with coffee... or tequila), and figure it out FOR you…yes, YOU reading this very blog! When you have a me (KG) around,

YOU DID IT. You woke up for your 5 AM alarm, you packed your luggage with pristine accuracy to the point where (if it were human or had any sort of feelings/emotions) the list you made is even shocked that you got your 40 pairs of shoes and 20 outfits (you definitely don’t need) under the 50 lb weight limit! You begin to believe everything is really going your way for this trip when you have a whole row to yourself UNTIL…you’re met with the dreaded…plug-in headphones. Those s

Hey, you. Don’t think we didn’t just see you reach into the abyss of those pant pockets only to pull out the most disappointing, flimsy, lifeless-looking wallet we have ever laid our eyes on. Our thoughts are as follows: “It’s such a shame we cannot unsee that.” (KIDDING… well, sort of.) And HEY YOU, with the scary silicone phone wallet that looks like it couldn’t hold up against a mild gust of wind… yeah, you aren’t safe either. We are going to hold your hand when we tell yo

“Hey, it’s me!” Does anyone else love to answer the phone like that… knowing full well there is caller ID revealing your identity regardless. That’s the statement I chose to lead the blog with today, because we don’t have caller ID on a glorious piece of writing. It’s just me and my wild thoughts. Who is this “me” person though, you might be wondering? It is your very own KG (aka...Kellie) on the blog mic as we reintroduce our KG’s Kicka$$ Keepers series! This series is all a

Dear Diary, As we write this passage, it is December 3rd, 2025. We had our first snowfall here in New England, and while some of you might be thinking “awe, how magical!” …it wasn’t. Staying true to honest New England weather, it down poured shortly after the snowfall, making the roads slushy, icy, and, well …miserable to drive on. All this to say – we are day one into what feels like is about to be the LONGEST WINTER EVER. " Waaa", they cry, as they bundle up and place a ver

When you go to a tradeshow, what do you see…immediately? When your tired traveling eyes set their gaze upon the tradeshow floor and you take a hefty look around, what catches your pupils? Booths. That’s right. Banners, Booth, and table throws…OH MY! The same fabric, hardware, and setup that all your competitors, comrades, and cohorts are doing. Not to mention have you ever tried to set up this display at an event and questioned if you should have paid closer attention in phys

Please (and we mean PLEASE) forgive us for what we are about to say… Winter is upon us. * Queue the internal scream from the fiery pits of your lungs* . We know it’s a tough reality to accept. The sun sets at (what feels like) noon, we arise from our slumber from our work alarm only to see our own breath, have to preheat our vehicles, and the puffer jacket (that you put away in celebration what feels like just a week ago) is making a fresh appearance to the outside world. Sum

It’s TIME! It’s time for what? It’s time to let your personality step to the front. Drop the polite, and be the real you—lean into the weird and out-of-pocket way of life, it’s okay! Haven’t you ever heard, “no two snowflakes are alike”? Well, neither are people (some of you might argue about the concept of twins, but even they have differences). Our point is, not everyone will fit in the same mold, so quit trying to be a walking fish when you were born to swim. Okay, well, a

Mary Poppins, we know you have that one-of-a-kind bag that goes on endlessly and for eternity. GIRL, the amount that you pull from the bottomless pit is insane… spill the tea/kiss and tell… where can we get one?! Marc Jacobs, we see you and that trending The Tote Bag… that’s $450. Biggest sigh in the world. It is a humbling experience to open your wallet and watch the flies come out of the cash pocket or feel like you have to work a double shift bartending to even just breath